Stop Stressing. Start Packing.
I’m Jordan- mom of four, Disney & Universal Studios certified travel planner, and the face behind Epic Elsewhere. I help real families plan epic vacations without the chaos of doing it alone.
I’ve done the trainings (Disney College of Knowledge, Universal Specialist, Cruise Line Certifications), but I’ve also lived the reality – juggling kids, medical needs, ADHD, Autism, food quirks, and the unexpected “oops, someone got a tooth abcess in the middle of vacation (Yes, that happened. We still made it work).
Real Life > Perfect Postcards
Here’s the thing. I’m not here to judge.
- If you need to know which snack stands have something under $6 because that’s what’s left, I’ll find it
- If you need the smoking section, I’ve got you
- You wore jeans to the park in August and need shorts yesterday, I’ll get you pointed in the right direction
- If you had one too many butterbeers and need to get back to your hotel, I’ll help you
My job is to make your vacation amazing, not make you feel like you’re doing it wrong.
Why Book With Me?
- It’s Free – My services are paid for by Disney, Universal, and many other companies – Not You
- Theme Park Insider – I’ve studied the maps, eaten the snacks, tested the rides, and passed the classes
- Family Tested, Mom approved – I travel with kids from baby to teen, so I get meltdowns, attitudes, naps, and sensory overloads
- Text-Me Access – Lost, confused, kids want fries now? Shoot me a text – I’ll get the answer faster than Google – more reliable too
- Detail Obsessed – Dining reservations, lightning Lanes, shore excursions, stroller rentals, smoking sections, late-night chicken nuggets – I’ve got it covered
How It Works
- Tell me your dream trip – Fill out my quick form
- I’ll build your options – Resorts, tickets, dining, extras – customized to your family
- We plan together – I book it, you have fun
- You travel – I have your back
Ready to Start?
Your vacation should feel exciting, not overwhelming. Let me do the heavy lifting while you focus on making memories.